The hand that feeds you

I always bite the hand that feeds me!

I love you!

Servant Girl: "I love you, gimme a kiss"
Bella: "No way, get me out of here"

R.I.P. Luke

Everyone says we look alike, and I am a "little Luke." What do you guys think?

Ugly Millie

I guess when enough of her friends and family tell her how ugly she is, she hides her face in embarrasment..

Snacks

Give us our freakin' snacks NOW, or we will break your other knee!

Who is lazier

I am not sure who is lazier,my friend Baby or her servant Robbie. Although they both appear to have similar sized stomachs....

Fighting over Toys

Bella: "Bitch"
Allie: "Bitch"

Sassy

This is Sassy. She is old and hates me. I don't take it personally though, 'cause I just think she hates everybody but G-Dad.

Me and G-Dad

Me and G-Dad,just hanging out watching a little tv while the peasants attend to our needs...

Yeah, my eyes look a little freaky, but you have to scare the help to get them to do anything in a timely manner...

Dinner

ummm, dinner...

Help!

The peasants are revolting! She is trying to strangle me!

Gimme a kiss

Roxy, even though we are enemies, you know I am pretty darn cute. Come on, gimme a little kiss!

I am mad

Clean up this mess and get my dinner ready NOW, servant!

Robot Cat

Check out this "cat." It is almost as useless as my arch-enemy, Roxy the fat rat cat.

Yume Neko Smile, the Creepy Cat Robot from Sega
by AkihabaraNews

Clean up my mess

Where are my personal servants to clean up this mess?

Servant's Uniforms

I gave my servants their uniforms yesterday. They are to wear them at all times in the house, and if they are bad, I will make them wear the uniforms outside at soccer games.

Note

For all of you two legged beings reading this, you need to start from the bottom (and it may be the next page) and read up.

Not sure who this person is either

Here is an picture of a person in my friend's house that appears to fill the same role as the one in my house. His name is Robbie. I am not sure what contribution he makes either, but my friends like him so I guess he can stay.

Baby and Allie's personal servants take two

Scary, just scary. But he needed to be punished so they went to the bathroom on the floor and made him clean it up

My friends' Personal Servants

Here are pictures of my friends Allie and Baby's personal servants. Their names are Bob and Debbie. Bob also has a problem holding a job. They are also well trained and feed me when I come to the house. But please be careful, some of the pictures in the next post are quite disturbing.

Friends

Here are some friends of mine. Their names are Allie and Baby. Allie is named after "Alabama" the state where she was born. They use to live in Tennessee, but moved to Michigan. I am not sure why, and sometimes question their intelligence about that decision. But, at least they are close and we can play together. Although it bothers me that I have to associate with so many hillbilly friends.

Not sure

I am not sure who this person is. She appears to have no useful purpose in life. She shows up at my master's house, eats at his table and then leaves without making any contribution to the household. Very peculiar. If anyone knows what she is, please let me know.

Junior Personal Servant

Here is another of my servants. She is the junior of the two, so she takes instructions from the number one servant. She is not good for much around the house, but she will attend to my supper at my command. Other then that, she appears to serve no real purpose around the house.

Personal Servant

Here is my personal servant. She is well-trained and gets my dinner ready on time. She also bathes me and massages me. However, sometimes she is bad so I punish her by going to the bathroom in the house and making her clean it up while I frolic in the sunshine outside. Although it appears in this picture that she and Millie may have something in common (the mentally challenged thing)

Master

Here is my master. He is quite smart and very handsome (some girls say he looks like Richard Gere!) but he does have some problems holding a job of late.

Roxy, the fat rat cat

Here is a picture of my mortal enemy, Roxy the fat rat cat. One day Roxy, you and I will have a battle to see who is the queen of the house! Just you wait and see....

Millie

Here is Millie. She is my best friend. She was born in Tennessee, so I am sure she is in-bred but she is still my friend. She is very ugly, has problems controlling her bowels and bladder, is cross-eyed and I think she is mentally retarded (may be the in-bred thing) but hey, everyone says she has a sweet personality. But when you are that ugly and mentally challenged all you have is your personality.

Bella

Hi,
I am Bella. I am a pure bred Pomeranian. I don't have papers, but I must be pure bred because everyone says I am so gosh darn cute. I want to introduce you to some friends and family of mine.